My son is more clever by the day. I have officially been bested by a three year old…

Virgil: Mom, I’m thirsty.

Me: Okay, buddy. I’ll make you some water.

Virgil: I don’t like water.

Me: Well water is very important to drink everyday.

Virgil: Well then why don’t you drink water and I’ll drink some juice? That’s the plan, ok?

Me: *shaking my head and wondering where I got this child…