Today’s Edition: Toddler grocery lists. This boy knows how to entice a mom (notice the strategic placement of vegetables on the list). This boy has my number…

Virgil: Mommy, I want to go to Walmart.

Me: You do? What for?

Virgil: I need groceries.

Me: What groceries do you need?

Virgil: Bread, Ice Cream, a Monster Truck and Peas.

Me: Well son, sounds like you’ve got your priorities straight.

My son just informed me that my leg hair is spiky like Max-D (the monster truck). I’m sure, in his mind, this is the ultimate compliment. However…