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Things My Kids Say: No. 010

Virgil: Daddy, I want to tinkle like a big boy! Like Mommy!

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Things My Kids Say: No. 009

Virgil: (After I put on my sunglasses) Mommy, you look simply adorable!

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Things My Kids Say: No. 008

Me: Good job, buddy! You put a pickle on the potty! (He calls poopoo “pickles.”)

Virgil: I did! It’s a big, sliding pickle!

Me: What’s a sliding pickle?

Virgil: Jake and the Neverland Pirates slide like a pickle!

…Perhaps I should pay more attention to Jake and the Neverland Pirates…

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Things My Kids Say: No. 007

Virgil: Mommy, I have germs everywhere! Look!

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Things My Kids Say: No. 006

Virgil: (After falling off the couch, through sobs he says) Somebody’s tired!

…Think he hears that very often?

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Things My Kids Say: No. 005

Virgil: (As I’m putting on my lipstick) Mommy, is that stripes on your face?

…thank you, son… thank you.