In today’s edition of Things My Kids Say, we have what I like to call “Bible Lessons with Toddlers.” It’s amazing what this kid learns at church…

Virgil: Mommy, I learned at church that Noah was swallowed by a bear.

Me: No, son, Noah built a boat, Jonah was swallowed by a whale, and David killed a bear.

Virgil: No, mommy, Noah was swallowed by a bear. And when I was a boy, I was swallowed by a bear, too. But Spider Man came to save me and when he did I said, “Thank you! Thank you, Spider Man.”

There are no words…